Welcome my friends to the show that never ends!
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Dodger Mel
Posted on: 12/13/07
Welcome my friends to the show that never ends!
Wow my own Newspaper! I get to be Editor- in- Chief. I just hope that I can write well and do the community justice.
Life as I know it will end soon, yep, taking the plunge and getting married...again. What is it about this creature that we call women? The challenge us, help us, scold us and in the end really love us. It amazes me that no matter how goofy or strange things become when you have the "right" one they will always stand next to you.
I must be out of my mind, marrying a short Italian with connections to the Sopranos. I am sure that one day there might be a horsehead in my bed.
I also know where I stand in the pecking order, lets see, The cat, Yogi, is First, then comes her little doll of a niece Anna Bella,her Deceased Father, mother, brothers, Germaine her old boss, one I can't remember and THEN me. I now know how John Ashcroft felt when he lost a election for the senate to a DEAD GUY! so , at least I have that in common with someone. I'm not being disrespectful to her dear father, the man she most adored in her life, I'm just Below in the order, Behind a dead guy.
Yet, I still want to do this , get married thing. I really have it easy, I have been fired from the wedding planning(think blessing in desguise). It IS all about the bride, her dress, shoes and hair. Oh, I almost forgot the most important thing, The Make-up, or more specifically, The MAC make-up. MAC don't leave home without it.
Does anyone EVER say,"Wow, doesn't the groom look great in that rented tux!" Not in my lifetime.What a great haircut he has and those shoes, rented. Did I mention I compete with a dead guy?
Her dear father Al, what a guy. Played golf for years and apparently could never putt. A horrible putter by everyones account. So, what does my bride to be want to give me? Her father's putter! A putter that has more bad karma the last person to board the Titanic. If I used that device of torture, all I could ever think about would be that he NEVER made any putts with it. So much for confidence. Bet my putting would improve, ya right!
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